Description

They said it couldn’t be done. They sent every apprentice looking for it. But you? You found the board stretcher.

The ultimate achievement deserves the proper recognition. This “Master Carpenter — I Found the Board Stretcher” tee celebrates one of the oldest jobsite jokes around. It’s perfect for seasoned carpenters, contractors, woodworkers, or anyone who’s ever sent the new guy searching for a tool that definitely exists.

Printed on a classic unisex cotton tee with a structured fit that holds its shape and looks just as good on the jobsite as it does on the weekend.

Available colors: Ash, Natural, Sand, and Sport Grey
Sizes: S–5XL

Shirt Details
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey: 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey: 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, or Mexico

Please note:
• Due to fabric properties, lighter colors may vary slightly.
• Natural fabric may contain darker speckles throughout the material.

Perfect for: carpenters, general contractors, framers, woodworkers, construction crews, apprentices who survived the initiation, and the master carpenter who finally found the damn thing.